Make yourself comfortable. Have a biscuit. And if you value your sanity, run away; run away as fast as humanly possible.
You're staying? Well, don't say you weren't warned. Those biscuits are quite nice, though.
Anyway, introductions: my name is Matthew Colclough. Nice to meet you. I'm of a creative/artistic disposition and I've dabbled in quite a few different creative pursuits, and this website is a portfolio of sorts where you can suffer through nearly the full gamut of my eccentricities.
